this is fabian's most embarrassing moment..(took it from his blog)

1. I humiliated myself few days ago by saying “Moral of the lesson”, realizing my mistakes and went on with “Lesson of the Moral” (even worse) instead of Moral of the STORY!!! Hmph!!! Embarrassing enough??? Leaving AARON LHAO (Laughing His Ass Off).

2. During my schooling days, I fell down at the very last step of the stairs with my pants & underpants dropping till my knees. With *thousands* of students behind waiting for me to get up and giggling away.

3. In the toilet wanting to put the seats down, I threw the toilet roll into the toilet bowl. Getting rid of the evidence was the first thing to do by FLUSHING it of cos. It got stuck so I had to escape. Scurriedly ran out the toilet seeing if anyone is waiting in line. Lucky there’s none. *pheww*

4. Leaving my zip open. I bet everyone does that unless you have never worn pants with zippers in your entire life.

5. My pants got split open all the way to my butt leaving my RED underwear shown so obvious even aliens from space could see it.

6. I saw the advert written “Bluehyppo” made me unknowingly read it out loud Blueh-yppo then turned to Aaron and ask what it means. As a result leading him to burst out laughing. -_-

7. At National Service, we had to wear those super tight pants during our morning exercise sessions. The bad thing was, we had to wake up as early as 5am to prepare and everything then lined up at the ‘padang’ with our bulge showing to everyone. BULGE I tell you. Well… it was not only me who got embarrassed, it was all the guys having their morning wood appearing somehow but so far as I know, I haven’t got a woody in the camp. YET there was a freaking bulge.( wad woody fabby??haha)

8. Was changing clothes in the room when my dad opened the door seeing me TOTALLY naked. Even if it’s a guy, there are boundaries.

9. Aaron was calculating the marks for the assignments and me being very ‘kepo’ said ‘I know, I know’. Holding on the paper not more than a second, I threw it back to him. I have no idea how to calculate it. Aaron burst out laughing as usual.

10. Being so drunk on my 21st birthday, I totally forget what happen the next morning. Stories on what I did made me feel like having a suicide pact.

11. Seeing my female dog humping another female dog.

12. Went in the wrong classroom.

13. Day dreaming during class when the lecturer (ms png) called my name out to explain the facts of the case. Not wanting to get caught, I answered confidently whatever’s written in the notes. Ending it feeling proud she wanted me to explain in my own words. That’s when I gave up coz I have no idea what I blurred out…hehe…so I told her I don’t understand. *blush*

14. Was at Pandan Thai Delight, walked out the door and bump against so hard on my boobs. Specifically, straight on my nipple. 3 Negro stared and I smiled then escaped.

15. Went to The Spring, took the entrance ticket, eat sweets, holding the wrappers on the left, ticket on the right, and threw the ticket out the window. What’s wrong??? Shouldn’t I be throwing the wrappers instead of the ticket? Hehe… had to reverse and pick the ticket back up. Malu habis habis…

16. Dropped something on the floor. Took my table lamp to brighten the floor. When I got up, the table lamp hit the table. The light bulb broke. Felt so stupid.

17. Happened last week at a club. When they got too bored and played this card game. Whoever got the King is able to order people around wanting them to do stuff on their command. Their favorite command was to kiss anyone. I escaped by running out the place. Ahboy went out and grabbed me like with both arms wrapped around me so that I couldn’t move. Every single human being out there saw us and I manage to see lots of them laughing while my struggle to escape.

18. Played pool when I seriously don’t know how it happened. The white ball jumped out the table and bounced out the café straight to the drain. That was amazingly stupid. Luckily they didn’t bar me from the place.

19. During class time, I was concentrating really hard. I laid my head on my highlighter on the wall. Confuse??? Just imagine me pressing the highlighter horizontally with my head against the wall with no hands at all. The lecturer (ms png again) had to scream out my name and ask what I was doing to the highlighter. The whole class turned and me very THE guilty showing my *err…* face to all and smile.

20. A guy added me at Friendster. I wrote so much to him. Saying this and that. In the end, I found out that it was the wrong guy I had in mind. (this is so stupid hahaha)

21. I hate surprises. On my birthday, someone surprised me with something. Can’t really remember. But usually if people surprise me, I’ll be blur. Serious…

22. Bumped into someone I thought I knew and waved at them. They were staring at me. Then I realized I don’t know them. Ran so fast away. (i noe how u feel fabby dear i know haha)

23. Lost to Aaron when it comes to direction.

24. Stepped on a puddle of water and slip. Not fall. Just…glide. (i cant stop laughing at this hahah)

25. Wanted to say ‘pay for five’. Ended up saying ‘fay for five’.


There I exposed everything there is needed to know bout my embarrassing times.

(sorry fabian darling,but just wanna share this wif my readers haha..don get mad ya..kiss kiss love ya~~)